Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement. Well, I
applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100
ft. tall and
400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all
over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was
going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would have parking for 200
cars, andI was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.



I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.