Calling The Men's Help Line



Hello, You have reached the Men'sHelp Line, my name is Bob. How
can I help you?



Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You
know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the
caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try
to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall
asleep.



Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not
home. So, hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she
came home, she got out of someones car, buttoning her blouse, then she
took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.



It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I
noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that
something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?




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Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."