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Justan Olphart Justan Olphart is offline
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On 4/22/2015 6:38 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 4/22/15 3:52 PM, Califbill wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 21 Apr 2015 19:24:51 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Stolen from Facebook

Actual headlines:

County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
Volunteers search for old Civil War planes
Meeting on open meetings is closed
Ten commandments: Supreme Court says some okay, some not
Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison
Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
DOE to do NEPA's EIS on BNFL's AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest
Flu York City
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Headless body in topless bar
Diana was still alive hours before she died
Miracle cure kills fifth patient
Authorities pursue man running with scissors
Oh hail no
Students cook and serve grandparents
Close look at dating finds men choose attractive women
Rally against apathy draws small crowd
The liar, the witch, and the wardrobe
Man with 8 DUIs blames drinking problem
Kiss your asteroid goodbye

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All from the liberal media, I'll bet.

Maybe not. But all from journalism school graduates, I'll bet.


You and your boychiks here couldn't pass the basic English writing test
that was required to even take classes at a J-school.


Leaping to conclusions I see. I am a product of the 1950 schools. We could
read and write. I did not have to take bonehead English. Fact is
engineers probably end up with better writing skills than a big percentage
of journalists. Maybe not as big of vocabulary. But engineers produce
paperwork, reports as an end product. Reports that have to 'clearly'
describe how to build something.

Clear, accurate, and concise are not in his toolbox. Denigrate, mudify,
distract, "misspeak",ignore, and redirect are some of his most
frequently used tools. His mastery of the English language has not been
evident. It's a shame because that's all he's hanging his hat on.

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."