On 9/8/15 6:28 PM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 8 September 2015 19:22:00 UTC-3, Keyser Söze wrote:
...one of our right-wing gun nutsies here...but which one?

Woman Warns Police About Loaded Pistol in Her Vagina

A Texas traffic stop led police to a large drug stash and a fully loaded
gun inside a woman's vagina, police say.

Waco police officers pulled over a 1998 Toyota Land Rover near West
Elementary School at about 11 p.m Monday.

Police said they found 2.5 grams of methamphetamine under the vehicle's
driver's seat.

Officers arrested the driver, 30-year-old Gabriel Garcia, and charged
him with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone because the
traffic stop was within 1,000 feet of the school.

As police continued their search of the SUV, they found 29.5 grams of
methamphetamine in the female passenger's purse, along with a set of
digital weighing scales.

That passenger, identified as Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was also
arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone.

During Castaneda's transport to the jail, she told the officer she had a
concealed handgun inside her vagina. A female officer searched Castaneda
and discovered a loaded .22 caliber semi-automatic Smith and Wesson
pistol inside her vagina. The weapon had a round in the chamber and a
full magazine.

Attorney information for Castaneda and Garcia wasn't immediately available.

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My guess...that jerk in Florida with the 57 firearms and two or three
gun safes...

Do you mean Ditzy Dan Kruger?



Probably...I don't make any effort to remember their names, because,
well, frankly, they all sound alike to me.