On Tue, 22 Sep 2015 16:56:29 -0400, John H.
wrote:


During his physical, the doctor asked the patient
about his daily activity level.

He described a typical day this way…..

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand
and took four leaks behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"NAH," he replied, "I'm just an average golfer."

Sounds like the way I used to play golf. I told the guys, this may be
a walk in the park for you but it is a steeple chase for me.
That was until I figured out Walmart sells balls for $4 a dozen.
Now I drop one out in the short grass and whack it.