In article , Rich Orford
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"Bill" wrote in message
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I saw a mermaid the other day. Sitting on a rock on the beach.

Got talking, as you do, and eventually asked her if she had ever been
f****d.

No, she said. Well you have now, I answered, the tides gone out.



Don't they grow legs when they're dry?

Fins just ain't what they used to be...


........ okay just ignore me, I'll phone Dominos




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