Why I'm Bad
justan wrote:
Poquito Loco Wrote in message:
On Sun, 27 Nov 2016 07:24:35 -0600, amdx wrote:
On 11/26/2016 4:39 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white, which
now, whether I like it or not,
makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an
ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media
tells me, which must make me
a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which
makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police
and the legal system, which
makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to
each individual's merits,
which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without
student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all
citizens, which now makes me
a militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure
who I am anymore! I would
like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these
abrupt, newly found changes in my
life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's
happened to me so quickly!
Funny it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if
all this crap wasn't enough to
deal with now I don't know which restroom to go into.
And lastly, I don't like Harry very much which makes me all of the above all by itself!
I resemble those remarks!
Mikek
Good morning, Mike. Nice to see your smiling here on this fine Sunday
morning. I'm waiting for the 9
o'clock hour to roll around so I can crank up the leaf blower without
****ing off the neighbors too
much.
Chop down those oaks and plant evergreens or palm trees. Raking
leaves is about as nasty as shoveling snow.
Pine needles are harder to clean up.
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