New Rules for Women
On Mon, 1 Oct 2018 09:54:37 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:
Rules for Women on Avoiding Rape in the Trump Era
1. Don't associate with Republicans
2. Don't go to parties with Republicans
3. Never date a Republican
4. Never fall asleep around a Republican
5. Never do your laundry alone when a Republican lives in your building
6. If your car breaks down, never accept help from anyone who has a
Trump sticker on their car
7. Use the buddy system, because you never know when a Republican is near
8. Never attend a Trump rally
9. Carry a rape whistle. Republicans are everywhere
10. Start attending book clubs. Republicans are allergic to books.
Do we really need to list the democrats with sexual assault charges or
even murders?
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