The governor's mansion in ALABAMA burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one
of them.

A new law was recently passed in ALABAMA. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Did you hear about the $3 million ALABAMA State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years

What do they call reruns of"HeeHaw"inALABAMA? Documentaries.