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Peter Wiley
 
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Default Who'll Bet on Bob?

On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 20:34:58 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"katysails" wrote in message
| Whatever happened to our burgee contest? Did we decide on a design? We
could put that on the shirts and caps. (I'd niver
| mutny with you as Capn, Mooron....Want some fried monkey?)

Cripes... that's Lady Pilot's line isn't it?.... Ha ha ha ..... You cheeky
monkey. I can't be Captain until either Bob or Capt. Neal have been made to
walk the plank. Nobody has managed that feat here as yet... with Neal
anyway.


Bob's as thick as a short plank - maybe you could just stipulate it
done. And let's face it, unless we use my 6500 tonne icebreaker, the
lever arm of Bob on the end of even a 2m long plank is going to make
even your crab crusher turn turtle.

Besides, there are laws against raw sewerage discharge almost
everywhere.

Finally, you'd have to be in more than a couple metres of water to
make it worthwhile, and how are you going to get Bob that far from
shore?

PDW