On 2/5/20 9:34 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:
On 2/5/2020 7:24 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:
Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.
They've all had a very bad week.Â* :-)
Didn’t watch any of it.
Of course not.Â* I understand.
I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it
would get the appropriate response from me:
"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.
The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a
career of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and
****es all over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and
then sopping up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it
into the gaping ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased
listeners, it’s important to remember that even our worst enemies
deserve to be treated with compassion. So while it may be tempting to
make flippant jokes about the delicious irony of an obnoxious,
abusive, bigoted, detestable windbag getting cancer right down deep in
the place where he gives birth to his lies, please, have some respect.
So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.” Sorry, not funny.
Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten
cancer in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?” Not cool.
I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of
cancer and I wish he had stage ten.” Uncalled for.
Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if
it’s possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I
mean literally in support of the actual cancer cells.” That’s over the
line, folks.
As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no
way do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger
at the cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I
could have the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful
of dirt onto his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking
long swigs from a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.
I apologize to anyone I offended."
Ouch. 
IÂ* hope you aren't as hateful as your buddy thinks you are.
Limbaugh is a pig. Just another transplant to the south, like you. Let's
be real here. Southerners, even transplanted ones, usually don't trust
slick-talking cats from New York City like Trump, but once you boys saw
the way he makes googly eyes at his daughter Ivanka, you knew you could
trust him.