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Default Just a few headlines from Christian Crackpots

On 4/6/20 7:06 PM, Tim wrote:
On Monday, April 6, 2020 at 4:11:14 PM UTC-5, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/6/20 2:43 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Apr 2020 11:52:55 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

Florida Megachurch Pastor Arrested After Holding Crowded Service In
Defiance Of Rules

Friend of pastor arrested for keeping megachurch open announces big
Christian Woodstock

Jim Bakker Guest: The Pandemic Is A Result Of God’s Anger At Fornication

Conservative Pastor Says Coronavirus Spreading in Synagogues is God's
Punishment to Jews for 'Opposing' Jesus Christ

My Pillow CEO claims God "gave" President Trump to America during White
House coronavirus briefing

Tennessee Church Brags About Holding Services Despite Coronavirus “Hysteria”

Christian "Finishes" Virus, Commands God to Destroy It

Mike Huckabee: The Risk of a COVID-19 Death is “Minimal,” but Sin is
100% Lethal

Evangelist Spits on COVID-19: “I Blow the Wind of God on You!”

Conservative Pastor Claims He 'Healed' Viewers of Coronavirus Through
Their TV Screens


Perhaps, if we are able to put COVOID-19 behind us and recover,
Christian religious crackpots will die off, too. We can pray for it.

It is just a test of the herd immunity doctrine. If it works, 80% of
them will be back stronger than ever.

OTOH Good thing for them that they are isolated in places urban Jews,
Asians and atheists like you would never go so they might not even get
exposed.


Covoid-19 seems to be finding its way everywhere. If it ends up in these
crackpot churches or knocking off these crackpot pastors, well, that
wouldn't be a bad thing.


If it found it's way to your house, then what?


The best medical help we can get...we certainly won't be praying to
jesus for assistance.