JaxAshby wrote:

A pet monkey is much more useful.

It can climb the rigging, alert you to newcomers, perform menial tasks and,
in your case, give you a competitive chess game.

Your wings are showing. Isn't immortality enough for you? WHat
more can we offer?

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