"Frank Maier" wrote in message
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And, aging sexist that I am, I further admit that I dislike getting
the **** beat out of me by a woman who's about 4'8" and weighs maybe
85 lbs. in her armor! And of course, when we're done, she's gracious
enough to give me a coupla pointers about my (laughably poor)
technique. Yeah, thanks. grump



You will always get beaten unless you change your attitude. A real man
would never attempt to strike a woman.

The next time that you find yourself under attack by a 4'8" woman, do
nothing. Most importantly, you must not laugh. Laughter only prolongs the
process. She will lose both physical and mental strength in a few minutes.
Once she begins to slow down, you may safely grab hold of her wrists, and
gently lower them to her sides (Important Tip: your arms are longer than
her thighs.).

At this point, you should gently explain that you will realese her when she
has calmed down.


But it's great aerobic exercise and you get to hit people with a stick
while yelling at them at the top of your lungs! Try that at your place
of employment!

I keep threatening to! They just laugh.



Regards


Donal
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