Bart Senior wrote:

Do you know why people don't race gerbils?
They're too hard to get out of Gere.

You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart?

Anyway, here's the straight deal on Gere and gerbils - yes, it's a
myth, but the articles or not for the squeamish:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm

(BTW, your joke's so old it's eligible to vote)


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