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Doug Kanter
 
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"Dave Hall" wrote in message
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On 6 Aug 2004 04:44:47 -0700, (basskisser) wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message

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"JGK" wrote in message
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Its the people not the bots that are a
problem.

But GENERALLY speaking, certain kinds of people seem to get their hands

on
certain kinds of toys, and aren't smart or considerate enough to use

them
without driving others crazy. So, the two things (people and toys)

can't
really be separated.


Around these parts, we call them "penis boats", because they are
nothing more than a phallic symbol for those lacking in that
department, UNLESS you actually race boats, different story all
together. But, if you just generally go to where the crowds are, and
make noise, etc., then yes, it's a substitute for a real penis. You
know who you are...



You really need to get a clue, since you obviously know nothing about
what you're talking about.

Dave


This will require focusing on the numbers in the paragraph.
Imagine a body of water. It's between 50 and 200 feet deep everywhere, 4
miles wide, and the water's flat as a pancake with no wind. Imagine that it
has an East side and a West side. For whatever reason, the fishing's
terrific on the East side along the shore. There are 20 boats anchored or
drifting in a zone from the shore to a half mile out. Not a sound. A penis
boat is flying back and forth within 1/4 mile of those boats, over and over
again, when it could be doing its thing on the opposite side of the body of
water. Forget the wake. Pretend it does not exist. Focus on the noise.

This is NOT what you like to call a "straw man". It's real. Why does the
owner of the penis boat not understand the situation?

If 10 of us had driveways right next to our neighbors' bedroom windows, and
we all wanted to operate table saws on Saturday afternoon, how many of us
might ask our neighbors if anyone's taking a nap before turning on the saws?