On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 16:08:58 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:14:46 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
We interrupt the political programming to bring you a boat question.

Hey! Cut it out!


My 14' Lund aluminum yacht has been exhibiting some odd behavior at the
transom, and the last foot of the sides. Lots of spray... ... ...
...
If the hull had somehow become misshapen, perhaps by the trailer bunks,
it
seems it would be obvious, but perhaps not. How small a change to hull
shape
cause this type of thing?

It's not the hull shape, it's the water that's changed. Scientists
around the world have observed this phenomenon and are very alarmed.
Since all living beings need water, it means the end of life on this
planet is approaching. But the scientists don't want to get embroiled in
a big political discussion, and besides what's the point in worrying
about it?

Your full of it - water that is. ;)

Clearly the dilithium and tritium crystals are causing a subspace
distortion which is affecting the Earth's water supplies and can only
be corrected by the proper application of tachyon particles through
the deflector dish.

Don't you guys know anything?

~~ sheesh ~~

Why didn't the guys at the marina know about this?

Got me. It only takes the crew on Star Trek:TNG 30 minutes to figure
out the deflector dish solution and another 14 minutes to make it so.

Later,

Tom