It's at least as original as your constant bleating that the world is a
horrible place and we should all be as miserable over it as you are.
Even in the darkest times in my life, I've never been as defeatist,
pessimistic and depressing as you are as you wallow in your misery. I
truly feel sorry for people like you, but you've made your choice and
you have to live with it. I prefer to enjoy my life, however long it lasts.

You could be right about this Brian. With "undergod" on our side, how can we go
wrong?