1) if your sailboat is powered by a diesel auxiliary then your boat
reeks of diesel fuel.

2) if your sailboat has a working head and holding tank that is
used then your boat smells of rotting human waste.

3) if your sailboat is tied up to a dock then your boat has as
many cockroaches as it has bird droppings.

4) if your sailboat is north of latitude 45 then it spends half
a year or more in storage, dejected, unwanted and
useless.

5) if your sailboat is not sailed offshore then it is little more
than a wannabe sailboat.

6) if your sailboat is white then it is just another in a bunch
of plain vanilla, no imagination, run-of-the-mill, unnoticed
and uninspiring vessels.

7) if your sailboat has a French name then it is a traitorous
piece of junk.


CN