"John Cairns" wrote in message
And it only took two posts to come up with these little gems! Hey, if Jax
sees this he'll probably offer to sponsor you for Mensa membership!
Then you won't have to show the girls your big knife to impress them! You
can tell them you're a genius!

Bwahahhahahahahhahahahaha.

Either way Johnny Boy... I'll be a lot closer to the truth with my statement
then you are with yours!

CM