On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am
going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding
natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of
mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with
carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high
cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and
rivers stocked with salmon."

"Wow"

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the
inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they
shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous
to these Canadians?"

"Not really." God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbors I am going
to give them."