A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."