The face that launched a thousand quips?
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed, and in this case, with a flourish of strumpetting.

FT

John Cairns wrote:
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene
Spafford

Culled from:

http://www.plonk.com/

John Cairns