I'm in Appleton, Wisconsin.

I haven't tried fixing the "oilcanning." How do you do that? With a
heat gun? I've heard of using petex to fix scratches. Don't know if I
want to spend the time tho.

It has the smaller screw hatch.

I recon I'll start with $500 OBO. My plan is to mount it on a car rack,
slap on a 4-Sale sign, and go park it on campus. Thanks for the advice
everyone!