Lady Pilot wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote:
:: Scotty wrote:
::: Why can't you post your dribble at the top, like normal people?
::
:: because usenet isn't email.
:: and nobody reads a book backwards.
:
: You're trying to teach an asshole with the IQ of about 40. Good luck
: on your adventures.
:
: Scotty's wife has been trying to teach him to relieve himself
: outdoors with the rest of the animal, but he still hikes his leg and
: ****es on the furniture.
:
: Some dogs are too stupid and stubborn to be trained.

even old dogs can learn new tricks, so I'll persevere.
that's *if* he's prepared to learn of course...
scotty. sit.
good boy.
now read this, it's a link. you can click on it.
http://www.i-hate-computers.demon.co.uk/quote.html

:
: LP

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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing.

jg, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
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The best lesson I was ever given about usenet came about six years
ago when someone told me to take everything, and everyone, with a
mine full of salt, at least in this context, as it can either be art,
trolls, or someone being serious, and you never know quite which. Me,
I just, mostly, don't give a ****. Some of the most entertaining
usenetizens are the kooks in the belfrey...

very wise words from candle, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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