"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
In my email today:
"Chart-topping ringtones. First one free. Mariah, Cassidy, 50,+ More."

Are there "charts" for ringtone rankings, as Billboard does with music?
If not, are there actually fools who think there is? And, who the fuque
needs Mariah on their phone every time it rings??? I think it's time for
a new federal law which would require the police to completely ignore
normal citizens who are found escorting ringtone purchasers onto boats
with cinder blocks chained to their ankles. The cops would be required to
simply verify that the offending cell phone belongs to the dummy who's
about to become fishing structure, and then look the other way. "That's
that....", as the guy said in the movie "Goodfellas", after putting a
bullet in Joe Pesci's head.

It's a friggin' phone, not a jukebox!

Now....who'll sign the petition to whatever president is elected next
time around?


The answer to your first question is yes, there is such a ranking. I've
seen mention of it on several different e-pubs about the cellphone biz.

Your last question would require a POTUS who could read such a petition.

That's why I said "next time around". I assume Bush has the theme song from
the PBS show with the pink-purple dinosaur, and would never part with it.