OzOne wrote in message

Italian?
Ohhh that's right, no woman has ever thought enough of you to buy you
anything but a condom...or even two.

Try as I might...... I fail to comprehend why you would settle for
jewelery over pussy.??????

Yeah, I always swim with a spear....makes the going easy.

So-o-o-o.... you panicked and screamed into your snorkle like a little
girl??

Yep, still do, and not one of those stupid ball caps that leave your
ears exposed to the sun...

Oh!... you went with the extra wide brim to cover the jug ears?

CM