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Hey Chuck, I heard it has......................
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On 10 Jan 2006 21:25:43 -0800, wrote:
JimH wrote:
.........rained in Seattle for 24 straight days! Have you finished
building the Ark yet?
Naw. I think I got the instructions confused. I got lost when I tried
to "go fer" wood, and while my inclination would be to saw it into
planks for some reason ark building requires that one "cube" it.
It has been raining, sometimes hard, for at least some portion of the
last 24 days.
The record is something like 33 days.
My ark will be diesel powered, of course, and fully provisioned for an
offshore voyage of 40 days and 40 nights. I think a watermaker will be
essential.
Here's my question (asked of several who have come to my door asking if I
believed the Bible):
Once you've built your ark, and loaded two of all the animals on earth
thereon, and spent about two weeks at sea, who cleaned up all the crap in
the bottom of your ark?
That's easy. It all flowed into a portable waste disposal unit and out into
the drink. Enviromental concerns were waylaid at the time, given that there
was plenty of water to dilute the stuff.
-Greg
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