"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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just received a - charitable - solicitation via telephone. I listened
to the spiel, then said - sure, ill contribute - let me get my credit
card out...

then - dropped - the phone and hung up.

they called back.

i played along, then did the same thing again - dropped the phone and
hung up.

this went on for three more times, then finally I said - what are you
doing here - hey, what's the gun for - no no - don't........slammed
the phone on the desk....hung up.

they havne't called back again.

Another one that works is asking them what they're wearing. You have to sort
of fine tune it, based on whether it's a man or a woman. Ask if they're
wearing latex, and where the holes are. :-)