Doug wrote:
Another one that works is asking them what they're wearing. You have to
sort
of fine tune it, based on whether it's a man or a woman. Ask if they're
wearing latex, and where the holes are. :-)
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Another one I liked, they usually begin with "How are you?" I go off
on a desertation of all my aches and pains, family problems, etc.
One time I punched in star 69 and redialed the number at about 2 AM and
said,"And how are you??"