Doug Kanter wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...
I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered.
I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show
you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell,
all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora
network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
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'Til next time,

John H

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Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking
someone else's thread is not nice.
Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?
Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)
Doug,
Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that
devastated NYC?

Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with
another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move
emergency workers.


For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got
married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it
hurt.

.......................

so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.

A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you
think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to
me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She
presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up
& down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says
"That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!"


roflmao
very cute.

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Reggie
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