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Scotty Scotty is offline
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Default A Cockpit Wager

Rob, why don't you let Sudsy take a pic of you lying down in
the cockpit? that will shut everybody up.

Scotty


"Jeff" wrote in message
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Capt. Rob wrote:
After poor Bob Crantz was utterly disemboweled by the

fact that the
35s5 cockpit is actually 7 feet long, he and Capt

Scumbagolino are now
trying to say "it isn't."


Sorry Bob, you lost this troll the minute you took out the

tape
measure! What a PUTZ!!!

And it seems that you walked around your marina measuring

all the
other boats!


Of course two days ago they posted a graphic of it and I

posted exact
dimensions, but that was too upsetting to bear. So poor

Bob tried to
say (and this was damn funny!) that the helm is not part

of a cockpit!
Then he tried to claim the cabin house sloped (It

doesn't) and
finally...claiming that the measurement is not from the

seat level to
helm seat back, but somehow beyond that.
So here's what I measured:

From point where cabin house meets bench seat, back to

helmseat back
(Not extending to measure the coaming. I don't get 7'1.

I get 7 feet
exactly. In other words, a 7 foot tall person could lie

down (if you
pop off the wheel).


If you "pop off the wheel"??? Isn't that like claiming

the aft cabin
has great ventilation, as long as the air conditioning is

running?

It really seems like you're intent on proving you have the

best Marina
Queen around.


That's more bench room than any of the other boats
I listed and also more room than a CS36, Catalina 34 and

so on.
Measuring from seat-back to seat-back the cockpit is

5'9. Since there
is a slight slope to the seat-backs I chose the midway

point. It's a
bit more higher up. So 7 X 5.9 is a proper INTERNAL

dimension and does
not include any coamings.


Sorry, Bob, because the wheel completely splits the

cockpit, you can
only measure the space forward of wheel as being available

to the crew.


Now...do Crantz and Scrambledlino have any integrity? Do

they truly
believe their claims? Here's the wager, if they choose

to accept it: If
I prove beyond any doubt that the 35s5 cockpit is 7 feet

long they MUST
LEAVE ASA for good. Of course they'll return with new

fake personas.

What claim are you talking about? Are are insisting that

the cockpit
is smaller than they say? Your cockpit is clearly not

"large"
compared to lots of other boats.

Here's large cockpit:
http://www.marshallcat.com/m22cpit3.htm

Here's another bigger cockpit on a smaller boat:
http://www.alerionexpress.net/id96.html

And if you like the separate helm, here's the proper way

to do it, on
a boat faster than yours:
http://www.alerionexpress.net/id107.html

or perhaps:
http://www.bruckmannyachts.com/daysailer.htm


If I don't prove it, I'll leave ASA. So let's see what

we see! It'll
take me all of 30 seconds to take a pic of the cockpit

with a measuring
tape of course....no trouble at all as I'm measuring for

Doyle today
anway.


Sure, we'd love to see you make a further idiot of

yourself taking
pictures of a measuring tape.