If they can't figure out how to hook up the new starting battery to a
Yanmar, there's little danger they're going to break the WEP code in the
wireless lan any time soon....(c;

No, but someone onshore near their boat certainly can. Use WPA and you're
done.

Some of the lawyers can't load a flashlight. I've never figured out why
society allows lawyers to make so MUCH money with so little brains. How
stupid.

You've obviously never needed effective legal service. But hey, play dumb
until you do, then $350/hour to keep you out of prison will seem CHEAP.