I think this would fit his needs rather well:

http://www.ovenall.com/moblog/archives/000875.php#more




Eisboch wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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Leaving for two weeks. Holland, Denmark, Sweden, Berlin.

No fighting or politics please. Don't want to have to wade through 500
bullcrap messages on my return.

Good boating to all!
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John

Have a fun trip. Say hi to all my relatives in Sweden.

(whew)

Ok ... now that's he's gone ... I found the *perfect* touring car for his
retirement travels.

Whaddaya think?

www.eisboch.com/caddy

Eisboch (hoping John's sense of humor is on full blast)