I can remember, once or twice as a kid, eating grilled Spam for
breakfast.
Maybe it was a cheap substitute for bacon some week when the paycheck
wasn't quite stretching enough.....

Might actually be good some morning next summer out on the boat. Yeah,
swinging at anchor, sun coming up, gulls scrawing, pilothouse door
ajar to let a cool, salt-scented breeze into the cabin and a slice of
Spam sizzling next to a farm fresh egg in the griddle. All I need now
is a can of Spam, and about a 5 month advance in the calendar. :-)