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Default Why Neal is a Asshole

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:26:39 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote
Ellen,
As an obviously intelligent young lass, is Jimmy the kind of guy a gal like
you might find attractive. He has a secure job, and apparent access to a
computer at work. You are in your 20s he is in his late 30s... Maybe you
should send him some of your lovely photos... If I was not such an old
geezer
I would probably be biting at your ankles. Maybe when I am sickly I will
hire
a young thang like you to take care of me and leave her a few K.
With fond regards,



I wonder if it's the same person as JimC. You know, the dude with the
MacGregor
26XM? I'd never have the first thing to do with any guy that was stupid
enough to
buy an ugly and flimsy MacGregor 26. If he had any smarts he'd at least be
embarrassed
because he got ripped off.....
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Pep Boys. They fixed my brakes one time.


They were
lopsided or something and they made the steering wheel go back and forth when


I stepped
on them.
But you really shouldn't stalk people like that. I don't think it's too
kewl. It doesn't
give you any points in my eyes. Real men punch other with their fists or
shoot each other
with their guns. A bunch of siily threats on the news groups doesn't mean
much. Tracking
down people's physical address doesn't take much talent.
A real expert would secretly download a program onto somebody who
irritated them's
hard drive. Just post a link to an innocent picture or something where they
have to click
a button. A nice friendly button that says one thing but does something else.


A friend of
mine showed me one one he wrote a couple years ago. It doesn't do much. It
only writes
some data and saves it on one end of the hard drive. Then it writes another
data chunk
and saves it way over on the other end. And it does it again and again about
a thousand
times. Then it runs to read the data in order so it can multiply it and write


it again on one
side and then the other.
It makes the hard drive sound like a little machine gun. It makes some
little arm with a
magnet on it bang against the stops really really hard and fast. It just
knocks it to pieces.
Katy said Capt. Neal could ruin peoples computers. He probably did
something like that.
If your a good geek you should use geek weapons. Let people puff all
they want on
news groups. It's good for a laugh only.

Cheers,
Ellen




You mam, are correct.. But it is not in my nature to destroy perfectly good
equipment. On the other hand these old crippled bones enjoy an easy squeeze
such as Jimmy. I think he is charming. And so easy to **** off. Googling
someone is hardly stalking. Sending him a pizza from the corner Pizza would
be. In fact probably the only reason I did not is it would have cost me 10.00
bucks or so and hardly worth the effort for such a **** ant. Anyway he bores
me now as do most of the one line responses posted here. I think it is time
to have my prostrate massaged. Us old folks need all the help with that sort
of thing. Maybe when Jimmy quits pep boys he can come and rub cream in my
cracked feet.

Fond Regards,

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass