"Mundo" wrote
I think it is time
to have my prostrate massaged. Us old folks need all the help with that sort
of thing. Maybe when Jimmy quits pep boys he can come and rub cream in my
cracked feet.

Do you mean your *prostate*? How are you gonna massage that? Do you know where it
is? It's up in your butt hole. lol. Maybe if you ask Capt. JG nice he'll do it for you.
roflmao And that cream on your cracked feet. Capt. JG might be able to help you out
there too. too funny

Cheers,
Ellen