"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Megalodon wrote:

Okay for the record everbody my boat is a 17' thirty year old Lucraft
with
an 85 hp Johnson. It's hard to pretend to have a real boat with that
kind
of reality, so you guys just keep chewing on poor Harry.



If you're in my area, get in touch and I'll take you out fishing on my
imaginary boat. You can buy the bait.


Here is the scenario:

Megalodon takes Harry up on the offer.

He arrives only to have Harry say: "Oh gee, sorry, but the boat is in the
shop. I would have called you but lost your number."

Megalodon says: "That's OK. Can I at least see the boat?"

Harry stumbles and says "Sorry, it was taken to a specialty shop 100 miles
from here. But you can see my (friends) 25 footer."

Nice try Krause.