On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:43:30 -0400, HK wrote:

JimH wrote:
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On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the
lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.
Somehow I see you sitting there snarling, eyebrows perched, nostrils
flared... well, maybe not flared But it seems these guys have gotten
to you to the point where you are sitting here slapping at the sock
puppets after what sounds like a great day.....


Poor Reggie finally had a dream about boating with his family and wakes up
in an angry mood. Go figure.




No, no, no, silly. He had a dream about boating with his *imaginary*
family. The part of the dream about his imaginary daughter and her
imaginary studs would interest a student of Freud had it involved a real
person. But, as we know, Reggie Returdo is not a real person, nor is he
based upon one.

That word, imaginary, has got you going, Harry!

Which do you think is more 'imaginary', Reggie's family, or your lobsta
boat?