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Default The Dangers of Too Much Thinking

On Feb 2, 11:07*am, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 2 Feb 2008 07:57:46 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

HK wrote:


I get such *interesting* email, eh?


So do I


Subject: FW: Democrat, Republican or Texan?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Texan?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.


Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?
................................................. .............


Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done


anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we


run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife


out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am


I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message


does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible


he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want


to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were


to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while


he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street


so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and


weed day and make this happier, healthier street that


would discourage such behavior. This is all so


confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for


few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:
BANG!


Texan' s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist


Gotta love them Texans!!!!
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Yeah, killing is SO cool.....