I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe everything the "mainstream"
media says and because I'm too dumb or complacent to research the
history and positions of the candidates myself.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taking 15% of that same
gallon through taxation isn't enough.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe taxes on working people are too low
and because a Democrat-run government will do a better job of
spending my money - the money I earn by working - than I would.


I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it and as long as it is consistent with liberal,
Socialist-Democrat
talking points.


I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they'll now think we're good
people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because we don't need to become energy-independent,
since that dry-up money going to the terrorists from Venezuela, Iran, and
the
Saudis.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and don't
kill trees, polar bears, and bipolar bears..

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
to
make profits for themselves They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribute it as THEY see fit to people who'd
rather not
work for a living..

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I want to see our Constitution of some 221
years
end up on the trash heap of history because it's not "fair."


I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @#% it's
unlikely that I'll never be bothered by "the facts" or ever have another
point of
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
[A Narcissistic Hypocrite]