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Boater wrote:
wrote:
Was going down the road to another anti-American protest rally and
church burning... The bus went off the road right by old man Jones's
farm and into the irrigation ditch. Farmer Jones came up and buried
the whole thing with his payloader. Later that afternoon Sheriff Smith
came up and asked Jones if there had been a wreck. Jones said "yep".
Sheriff said he heard a bus load of liberals went off the road, Jones
said "yep". Sheriff asked Jones where the bus was, Jones said, "I
buried em". Sheriff asked "wasn't any of 'em still alive?". Jones
said, "well some of 'em said they was, but you know how liberals is
always lying"!

The only church burning I ever attended was in Mississippi, and it was
the aftermath of a church burning. The church had been set afire by some
local klansmen...hardly liberals.

You really need to get out more.

The only ones I read about in the past 20 years were set afire by their
own parishioners.