"HK" wrote in message
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anyone else hopelessly retarded:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html


Click on the video, too.

It's the perfect snack to take to those NASCAR races, along with your
crappy beer and chaw of tobaccy!



I see you are being elitist again. I did like the statement that it is as
healthy as real bacon.