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Glenn Ashmore
 
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Parallax wrote:

Criteria I forgot about in my original post:

They gotta have Patsy Cline or Waylon Jennings songs on the jukebox in the bar.


If we are talking about here in GA or South Carolina there are extra rules:

No more than 3' draft to the fuel dock at low tide. Minimum equipment
should consist of 5 video poker machines, 3 traditional pinballs and 2
coin operated prophilactic dispensers in the mens room. Any pump out
equipment must have been out of service for at least 6 months. Any
carpeted area in the bar should be slightly sticky and there should be a
paper mill no more than 5 miles up wind to cover the smell of rotting
beer and fish heads. If they have live music on Friday night the stage
must have a protective chicken wire screen.

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