On Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:16:24 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

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Maybe the deadwood went first.

yeah, that's the cliche they want you to believe

Stuff happens.

My wife is the I.T. manager at a steel products company in the Chicago
'burbs. Managers in general have their 'enemies' and 'spies' list
with them at all times in their heads.

The president of the company went one step further and arranged to
install a completely illegal phone tap system.

One particular inside sales order taker was pulling down an unusually
high salary for someone in her position, on recommendations from an
out of state VP of Sales. Also a general whiner-and-complainer...

When the tap was moved to her line (5 taps total), the VP's reason for
said recommendations became very clear.

SHE WAS PERFORMING PHONE SEX FOR THE VP!!!

Now, we shall call her Farrah Drippin' Faucet, as she turned out to be
a Couger that enjoyed trips up and down the Hershey Highway with the
maintenance manager, Georgie Boy.

Now Bob the VP was a very lucky boy indeed. Not only did he posess a
name that when he became confused or didn't have enough cofee yet and
spelled his name backwards it was OK, but he had a highly paid phone
prostitute to talk to on weekdays.

Guess who was in the first wave to go...