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JLH OPAof7

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:42:24 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:41:44 GMT, (Richard
Casady) wrote:

On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
wrote:

One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.

I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady

I figured out golf is a great game if you throw away the score card
and that silly rule book. Just enjoy a nice walk in well manicured
grass and hitting the ball. A tee will make it a lot more enjoyable,
no matter where your ball lands. I can come up out of that sand like
Tiger Woods when I tee it up.

To those anal people scribbling on their score cards I just tell them
to apply a suitable penalty to my score and let's get up to the next
hole. I want to hit the ball again.
The people behind us like me since I play "ready golf" and there are
usually some balls left behind if they are willing to go look for
them.

Well, I'll say this about golf versus fishing.

I've never been bitten by a chigger while fishing.

I'm sitting here now with a total of about 75 chigger bites on my
upper thighs, waist, and ankles. Chigger bites are not fun. I think
the last time I had a chigger bite was when I was a young kid in
Missouri. I must have stepped in a herd (or whatever) of them when I
played golf Thursday.

Bad ****.