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H the K wrote:
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On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:10:06 -0400, JLH OPAof7
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On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:42:24 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:41:44 GMT, (Richard
Casady) wrote:

On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
wrote:

One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at
playing golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five
years. He's no better at golf than anything else he has tried in
his life...mediocre at best.
I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady
I figured out golf is a great game if you throw away the score card
and that silly rule book. Just enjoy a nice walk in well manicured
grass and hitting the ball. A tee will make it a lot more enjoyable,
no matter where your ball lands. I can come up out of that sand like
Tiger Woods when I tee it up.

To those anal people scribbling on their score cards I just tell them
to apply a suitable penalty to my score and let's get up to the next
hole. I want to hit the ball again. The people behind us like me
since I play "ready golf" and there are
usually some balls left behind if they are willing to go look for
them.
As to the people writing on their scorecards - it shouldn't take them
that long to write the number 4, 5, 6 or whatever. Hell, that should
be done while walking from the green to the next tee. It's hard to
track your index and your improvement (or lack thereof) without
keeping your score.

I just keep track of how many snakes I see or how many houses I hit.

Best fun I ever had "golfing" was at a driving range in Milford, Ct.
Probably turned into subdivisions by now.

Anyway the range employed a jeep with thick plexi windows and windshield
towing some sort of device that picked up the balls. Naturally, the game
was to hit the jeep with a driven golf ball.

Second best fun was walking around a course at Hilton Head with a couple
of buddies who were actually playing. I don't know why, but my buddies
got upset when I tossed some of the snacks we were hauling around with
us to the alligators. :)

Alligators eating golfers...now that would be something worth seeing.

That's illegal, but you are immune to the law.