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JLH OPAof7

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:52:28 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:10:06 -0400, JLH OPAof7
wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:42:24 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:41:44 GMT, (Richard
Casady) wrote:

On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
wrote:

One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.

I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady

I figured out golf is a great game if you throw away the score card
and that silly rule book. Just enjoy a nice walk in well manicured
grass and hitting the ball. A tee will make it a lot more enjoyable,
no matter where your ball lands. I can come up out of that sand like
Tiger Woods when I tee it up.

To those anal people scribbling on their score cards I just tell them
to apply a suitable penalty to my score and let's get up to the next
hole. I want to hit the ball again.
The people behind us like me since I play "ready golf" and there are
usually some balls left behind if they are willing to go look for
them.

As to the people writing on their scorecards - it shouldn't take them
that long to write the number 4, 5, 6 or whatever. Hell, that should
be done while walking from the green to the next tee. It's hard to
track your index and your improvement (or lack thereof) without
keeping your score.

I just keep track of how many snakes I see or how many houses I hit.

There ya go.