On 10/9/09 5:57 PM, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
BREAKING NOW: Barack Obama nominated for Motor Trend's Car of the
Year!

Also Breaking: Barack Obama nominated for an Oscar in the category of
Not Making A Oscar Award Caliber Movie, But He Could If He Wanted To.


Shimon Peres, president of Israel, on the news that Barack Obama has won
the Nobel Peace Prize:

"Very few leaders if at all were able to change the mood of the entire
world in such a short while with such a profound impact. You provided
the entire humanity with fresh hope, with intellectual determination,
and a feeling that there is a lord in heaven and believers on earth".

Our own right-wing gasbag Uncle Tom on the same subject:

"Belch, fart, belch, fart, belch, fart."