nom=de=plume wrote:
"jps" wrote in message


I have a sign on the gate (which is always open) that says, "Private
Property, No Trespassing, Uninvited Guests Will Be Eaten".

In the entire time I've lived here, I had one "uninvited guest." I think he
was probably a homeless guy, since he walked up the driveway. My attack cat
went crazy, hissing and trashing against the porch window. Stopped him in
his tracks. I opened the door and told him to leave before I let the cat
out, and he did. Then, I called the police. My neighbor said they took him
away, but I never heard what happened.


Will that be enough to stop a raging loogy from rec.boats? If not, just
put on some steel-toed work boots and kick him in the nuts as hard as
you can. Then, step down hard on the back of his slimy neck. Then call
the cops.